mermaidsandmisandry:

things i dont need in my life:

• wasps
• those stringy things on the banana
• commercials on youtube

(via no-this-is-satan)

jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

(via no-this-is-satan)

damn-my-kawaii:

chromatic-cherry:

quoms:

imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life

someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away

Why don’t we do this

Because we’re all too unfit to run away, let alone jump over  table

(via no-this-is-satan)

rneerkat:

i was going to do a diet but i think ill weight

(via no-this-is-satan)

basedgodniall:

I LITERALLY DO 8 SECONDS OF WORK THEN REWARD MYSELF WITH 40 MINUTES OF TUMBLR LIKE CAN I STOP DOING THAT

(Source: nointerrruption, via no-this-is-satan)

• Me First Having a Tumblr: I will never reblog a photo more than once.
• Now: Reblogging the 83rd time because of perfection

my-lacerated-soul:

kanyewesticle:

The only talent I have is boobs

Laughs I don’t even have that

(via no-this-is-satan)